helioscentrifuge:

swolizard:

I decided to make the most triggering post on tumblr

Im not sorry

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metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 6 favorite male characters » Simon Monroe, In The Flesh

"I’ve been known to part the waters. Granted, it was a paddling pool at the time, but you know…baby steps."

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love

thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

bajablastthirstblog:

Modern Vampires of the City VHS edits: Side B

(Side A: x)