relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
this again asdfghgf
NAPOLEON, I CHOOSE YOU.
he’s weak against ice-types
^^ REBLOGGING FOR THAT
Why didn’t I think of this horrible pun before?!
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
what gives you the right?
WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT? WHO? TELL ME!!!!!!!
gO TO YOUR ROOM
THIS POST IS NOT OKAY BY ANY MEANS. WHAT THE HELL.
it’s so weird that I am sad because Toy Story 3 doesn’t fit in the photoset
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her…